amazingphile:

i’m laughing so hard i just got a call from some church place trying to prech to me about the word of god while i was in the middle of rping gay porn i’m gonna wet myself

Captive - Phan RP Starter

phanroleplaystarters:

Somewhere off in the distance, an air raid siren blared off into the city streets. The world seemed deserted bar one van, which trundled along precariously over the cracks in the dirt road. A long time ago, before the war, Dan had a friend who would have been able to fix them, Phil Lester. However…

tyleroakley:

parkingstrange:

this girl deserves an oscar

me when forced to do chores

(Source: videohall, via philslesters)